Julie Teeger Quote #26
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Julie Teeger: What's this?
Natalie: Oh, it's your homework. I had the officers pick it up from school.
Julie Teeger: What? I can't go to school? So now I'm a prisoner in my own house. Why? I didn't do anything wrong. It's not fair.
Natalie: I know, honey. It's not.
Julie Teeger: Well, for how long?
Natalie: I don't know. Just until they catch this guy. Mr. Monk and the whole department are out there looking for him.
Julie Teeger: Well, what about my driver's test?
Natalie: Well, we might have to reschedule that, okay?
Julie Teeger: No, no, no, no. I have been waiting my whole life to get my license.
Natalie: Honey, I don't think you appreciate how serious this situation is.
Julie Teeger: I don't think you appreciate this. I am taking that test tomorrow with or without your permission.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.