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Look back at every "That's What She Said" double entendre from The Office. Although it was a catchphrase of sorts for Michael Scott, he wasn't the only one to drop a "TWSS" in the workplace. Dwight, Jim, Pam, Jan, Holly and Creed all had their moments.
Quote from Darryl in New Leads
Michael Scott: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes. All of 'em. Together. It's a conspiracy. Listen to me, Mike, you gotta do something about them.
Michael Scott: You don't get it.
Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael & Darryl: That's what she said.
Darryl: Yeah.
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Mr. Schneider: Now, Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position?
Michael Scott: Come again? That's what she said.
Mr. Schneider: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before. So can we move on to another question?
Quote from Michael Scott in A Benihana Christmas (Part 2)
Michael Scott: The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.
Cindy: That rocks.
Michael Scott: Yeah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.
Cindy: Thanks! I wanna give you something.
Michael Scott: Oh! That's what she said.
Quote from Jan in The Convention
Jan: What have you generated, Michael?
Michael Scott: I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.
Jan: What party?
Michael Scott: The party I'm having tonight in 308, obviously, you are invited.
Jan: Michael, Jim and Josh are in meetings all day, and I am in and out of meetings. I I can't stay on top of you 24/7.
[Michael snickers]
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
Michael Scott: Okay, this is the moment that you have all been waiting for. Our first item up for bids tonight is something that I consider to be very boss indeed. It is a Yoga lesson from Holly Flax! Yoga! And I would like to start the bidding off at 300 dollars. [auctioneer voice] 300 dollars do I hear 300 dollars? 300 dollars. Hey, batter batter batter, hey batter, swing batter, 300 dollars, 300 dollars, 300 dollars. Anybody, 300 dollars. 400 dollars. Who wants for 400-[unintelligible] Do I see somebody in the back? Is there somebody in the back? Do I see somebody in the back? 400-450 [speaking gibberish] Sold! For 300 dollars to me! [bangs gavel, which squeaks] What the hell is that?
Phyllis: That's the only gavel I could find.
Michael Scott: It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said. Let's hear it for me, right? A bargain at any price.
Quote from Michael Scott in The Seminar
David Brent: Oh, sorry, mate.
Michael Scott: [English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.
David Brent: What- [laughing] What you doing?
Michael Scott: English?
David Brent: You taking the mickey? You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.
Michael Scott: Oh, no, no. I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?
David Brent: Yeah big time, yeah.
Michael Scott: I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... I'm just- It's called Reginald Pooftah.
David Brent: Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?
Michael Scott: Michael Scott.
David Brent: Oh, bloody 'ell. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. Not politically correct, but he's called Ho Li [bleep]. That's what it sounds like.
David Brent: Herrow! Herrow!
Michael Scott: I do ping. Herrow. I ping!
David Brent: You can't do that these days. You can't.
Michael Scott: No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.
David Brent: No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. [laughs]. [Michael hugs him] Oh.
Michael Scott: That's good. Pleasure to meet you.
David Brent: Where you working?
Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin.
David Brent: Any jobs going?
Michael Scott: No, not right now.
David Brent: Just let me know.
Michael Scott: All right. See you around.
David Brent: All right.
Michael Scott: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.
