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The Office: A Benihana Christmas (Part 2)

311. A Benihana Christmas (Part 2)

Aired December 14, 2006

Michael returns to the office Christmas parties with a Benihana waitress. Meanwhile, a holiday truce breaks out between Karen and Pam's committee and Angela.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. So double-fudge, Angela.
Double-fudge, Angela.

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Quote from Angela

Angela: I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years over some disagreement I don't even remember. So... Yeah, I'm pretty good.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.
Chef: No, it's Usuba.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though.
Chef: Actually, the Usuba's the better knife when you're working with this quantity.
Dwight K. Schrute: Nah, I don't know... Still think Nakiri's better.
Woman at bar: I think he'd know.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh my gosh, now she's up.
Jim: And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: [singing] Whatever we deny or embrace For worse or for better We belong, we belong We belong together, Ryan.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?

Quote from Jim

Michael Scott: Why do I feel like crap?
Jim: You just had a rebound.
Michael Scott: I had a rebound.
Jim: Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction. But, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Night, Pam.
Pam: Night.
Jim: Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier, and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down in their headquarters at Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.
Pam: We should get him a bus ticket to make his trip easier.
Jim: Oh, no, that would be great. We should try.
Pam: It costs $75.
Jim: Well, maybe the CIA could send a helicopter.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [phone buzzes] "You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone." Destroy phone. [Dwight lobs his phone off the roof]

Quote from Angela

Angela: Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.
Meredith: That a threat?
Angela: No, it's an invitation.

Quote from Angela

Angela: Brownies. Cupcakes.
Kevin: Don't push it.

Quote from Karen

Karen: Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. What?
Pam: I got goosebumps.

Quote from Stanley

Kelly: What do you think?
Stanley: Fruity, and delicious.
Kelly: See, I told you.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm... OK, it's pretty much the same thing.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.
Cindy: That rocks.
Michael Scott: Yeah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.
Cindy: Thanks! I wanna give you something.
Michael Scott: Oh! That's what she said.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Where's Dwight?
Cindy: Is he the hot one or the giant baby?
Michael Scott: The giant baby.

Quote from Angela

Angela: Excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey! Where do you think you're going with that?
Cindy: I thought I could have it.
Angela: No, you can't have it! I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack!

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Karen: Dwight, you won the raffle.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way!
Karen: Yeah! Open it. Open it. Do you like it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Walkie-talkies. Yes!

Quote from Pam

Karen: Well, the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband in the name of Christmas.
Pam: In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.

Quote from Angela

Karen: Angela? We've been hearing really great things about your brownies, and we were hoping you'd consider merging the two parties.
Angela: I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?
Pam: Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.
Angela: Oh. I may have seen it somewhere. Is it this one?
Karen: Yeah, thanks.

Quote from Andy

Michael & Andy: [singing] And if you want love We'll make it Swim in a big sea of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to take a while your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonderland Your hands Your body is a wonderland I'll use my hands on it Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face

Quote from Creed

Creed: [singing] Spinning and reeling with love Given the time I might come back down But it feels so good My feet don't touch the ground Well, everybody knows I'm crazy about you

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [on walkie-talkie] Monkey, this is possum. Do you copy?
Angela: Copy, possum. What's your 20?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: [singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you Standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed

Quote from Jim

Michael Scott: That waitress was the one.
Jim: No, she wasn't.
Michael Scott: How can you be sure?
Jim: Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately three hours ago.
Michael Scott: Don't make fun of me. You're making fun of me.
Jim: Sorry.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I guess I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.
Jim: You what?
Michael Scott: I put a mark on her arm so I could tell them apart. I don't- I know. I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike.

Quote from Angela

Angela: [singing, as Dwight holds the microphone] Little baby Pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy, too Pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring Pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give a king Pa rum pum pum pum

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: [to Gil] Too soon.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: [singing] I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: [singing] And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots, and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't really score, and I'm not sure who is actually shooting, but- Whatever! Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or, as my ex might say, "Domo arigato, Mr. Scotto!"


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