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Michael Scott and Holly Flax Quotes

The best quotes from Michael Scott and Holly Flax's relationship.

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael

Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?

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Quote from Michael Scott in PDA

Michael Scott: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Quote from Holly in Classy Christmas

Holly: [as Clint Eastwood] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.
Michael Scott: [imitating her] Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old bastard.
Holly: Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.
Michael Scott: [as Curly] Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?
Holly: [as Curly] I most certainly am.
Michael Scott: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Holly: Ungh!
Michael Scott: [as Homer] D'oh!
Holly: [as Marge] Oh, Homey.

Quote from Michael Scott in Garage Sale

[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

Quote from Holly in Todd Packer

Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Toby

Michael Scott: So, I have no idea how you- How you sit like that.
Holly: Yoga.
Michael Scott: [as Yoda] Sit on floor and put together chair we will. [chuckling] Yoda.
Holly: [as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece you will.

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Toby

Michael Scott: Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against human resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider, though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.

Quote from Holly in Business Ethics

Holly: Okay, so I've gone over this, and I've thought about it, and I just don't think there's any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.
Michael Scott: Wow. Terminator.
Holly: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'm from the future.

Quote from Holly in Company Picnic

Michael Scott: Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.
Holly: Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.
Michael Scott: That's right.
Holly: [in a New York accent] Have ya hoid the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!
Michael Scott: Newspapers for sale!

Quote from Michael Scott in Ultimatum

Michael Scott: My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it's from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully.

Quote from Holly in PDA

Holly: I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.

Quote from Michael Scott in Company Picnic

Michael Scott: I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody. And it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.

Quote from Holly in PDA

Michael Scott: I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Holly: Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.
Michael Scott: That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?
Holly: We weren't in love last time.
Michael Scott: I was in love with you.
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.

Quote from Michael Scott in Company Picnic

Michael Scott: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one: "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The- And the reason is- Because... in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.

Quote from Holly in Crime Aid

Michael Scott: So, when can I see you again?
Holly: Tonight. I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? I don't care. I'm free tonight.
Michael Scott: Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, tonight's no good. Because I am busy taking you out.
Holly: Oh, I just remembered. I can't tonight.
Michael Scott: Why?
Holly: I'm going out with you.
Michael Scott: [chuckling] Wow. Wait a second. I can't tonight.
Holly: No more.
Michael Scott: Tonight's so-
Holly: No more.
Michael Scott: All right. Too many times. It's all good.

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