Hyde: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Laurie: Steven, we need to talk, man.
Donna: We're here because we're your friends and we love you. But ever since you quit the circle, you've changed. I mean, what's this I hear about you eating a vegetable?
Fez: Look at you. Your eyes are clear, your shirt is clean. I hardly recognize you.
Leo: You have a problem with drugs, man.
Hyde: I don't have a problem! I can start any time I want!
Donna: Oh, yeah? Then why don't you start right now? Or don't you have the guts?
Hyde: You guys don't understand. The last time I was in the circle, I totally freaked out!
Leo: I know why you freaked out, man. All your friends are leaving and the record store is closing. Your life is changing, man.
Fez: See, it's not the circle that's the problem. It's that your life is crap.
Hyde: Oh, my God. I've been using sobriety as a crutch. I need help!
Donna: We're here for you.
Leo: Hold out your hands, man. [places a baggie and a lighter in Hyde's hands]
Hyde: I love you, guys!

William Barnett: Hey, there, son.
Hyde: WB.
William Barnett: I guess you heard the news.
Hyde: Yeah.
William Barnett: Well, I got some more great news for you. I bought a Corvette!
Hyde: Good for you, man. You know, you didn't have to come all the way down here to tell me that, you could have just sent it in a form letter. "Dear employee, bought a Corvette. Whooee!"
William Barnett: Listen, Steven, that letter was just for the faceless employees that I don't care about.
Leo: Hey, thanks for the letter, man.

William Barnett: Look, I wanted to come here personally to tell you the big news. I'm giving you this store. Yes, you're the proud owner of the last remaining Grooves.
Hyde: Holy crap, I own this place?
William Barnett: Yep. You can even rename it something more appropriate to this lily-white community. You can call it Rhythmless or Snap at the Wrong Time.
Hyde: Wow, man! It's, like, the nicest thing any one of my dads has ever done for me. You know, it just goes to show you, if you sit on your ass long enough, good stuff will happen.
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Hyde: Yup! That is some good stuff.
Leo: I've missed you, Hyde. Just like they always say, "Hey, Leo, how's it going?"
William Barnett: Son, if this is how you're going to run this store now that it's yours, I got to tell you, I'm going to be stopping by a lot more often.

Hyde: Oh, Mrs. Forman. I have here something that might make Red reconsider about moving.
Kitty: Oh, my God. Packers season tickets. Red has been on that waiting list forever.
Randy: Yeah, my grandfather was on that list for 30 years. When the tickets finally came he was 90 years old. He ate them.
Kitty: How did you get these?
Hyde: I used the cash that Red gave me.
Kitty: Oh, I would hug you, but I know you don't like that.
Hyde: Thank you.
Kitty: You're such a good boy. [hugs Hyde]
Hyde: All right, Mrs. Forman, that's enough.
Kitty: I'll say when we're done.

Kitty: I just can't wait to see my Eric. [chuckles] I wonder what he'll look like?
Hyde: I'm going to go out on a limb and say... skinny.

Hyde: Oh, hey, man. If you're looking for Forman, he's still not here.
Donna: I'm not here to see him. I just wanna get drunk and ring in the New Year with my friends.
Hyde: Oh. Well, in that case, welcome aboard Wasted Airlines. Should you experience a loss of buzz, a beer will fall into your hand. Please make sure to drink that beer before helping small children with theirs.

Hyde: Man, I wish Mom had told me about you. Hey, when was the last time you saw her?
William Barnett: Oh, years ago. We were dating and she just disappeared. I guess she married the man you thought was your father and told him that you were his baby.
Hyde: Yeah. Mom must have been pretty relieved when I came out white, huh? [both laugh] [others belatedly laugh]

Eric: Man, remember when you used to come downstairs Christmas morning and you'd see your stocking over the fire all filled with toys?
Hyde: Well, one year, I saw my mom's panty hose on the radiator and, uh, Uncle "Strange Man" sleeping on the floor. He had a red nose though. That's Christmassy.