Carol: [on monitor] It's like 1980 called and they said, "Shoulder pad, party of two."
Amy: Bad blazers, got it.
Jonah: You have got to stop watching this. You're gonna drive yourself crazy.
Amy: No, no, no, it's good. I've actually learned quite a bit about myself. Aside from the complete lack of fashion sense, I don't make enough eye contact, my voice can be shrill, my walking stride is too long, and when I talk, I move my hands more than an Italian.
Jonah: This can't be legal.
Amy: It's a gray area.
Jonah: You know "gray area" doesn't just mean totally fine, right? It's not like running a yellow light.

Amy: You would think that with everything going on in the world, there were more important things to talk about than my...
Jonah: Wait, wait, shh, shh.
Garrett: [on monitor] Actually, I think Jonah's shirt is pretty cool. It's a big swing, but works for him.
Jonah: Huh. It's just- Garrett just never really compliments me. It's nice. Doesn't matter.
Amy: Nope, it doesn't matter.
Jonah: Crazy thing is this isn't even one of my premium shirts.

Dina: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 customers. Please be on the lookout for a six-foot-tall Easter Bunny. White fur, cottontail, plaid bowtie. He's been spotted in the vicinity.
Woman: Ooh, did you hear that? The Easter Bunny's here. Let's meet him.
Dina: No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. This bunny should be considered dangerous, possibly armed, likely a pedophile. Also if anyone would like to offer their child as bait, please let me know. I have a doll I use, but obviously there's no substitute for the real thing. As of now, I don't know the bunny's preferences, so I'll take a blonde and a brunette. No redheads, obviously. They're gross.

Amy: [deep-voiced.] Hey, guys, how's it going over here?
Mateo: Good. Are you sick?
Amy: [deep-voiced] No, no, but thank you for asking. The, uh, Easter decorations all look really great. I particularly like the end cap... [goes to point and stops herself]... over yonder. Well, you all did a great job. Cheyenne, thank you. Mateo, thank you. Sayid, thank you.
Sayid: Thank you.
Amy: Thank you.
Sayid: Thank you.
Amy: Thank you.
Sayid: No, no, no, thank you.
Amy: Thank you. [walks off awkwardly]
Mateo: I think she [bleep] her pants.
Cheyenne: Ohh.

Glenn: [to mirror] Hello, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. [gruff voice] Hey, Jesus. [imitating Nazi officer] Jesus of Nazareth. Papers please. [normal voice] I said, are you looking at me? 'Cause you- Oh. Calm down, Glenn. Calm down.

Jonah: Oh, but have you guys noticed how well she's been running things around here? Like, we all knew she was gonna be good at the job, but it's been crazy.
Mateo: Why do you keep looking at the smoke alarm?
Jonah: I'm not.
Carol: She's not running things that well.
Jonah: Oh, you know what I realized? We never had a moment of silence for the guy who created SpongeBob. So do you want to do that now?
Sayid: Guys, he obviously doesn't want us talking about his girlfriend in front of him.
Cheyenne: Since when? Last week he was saying how when she goes for a run, she looks like Frankenstein. [laughter]
Jonah: What? No. That wasn't me. I don't even know who you're thinking of.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you were all like, "Me Amy. Me prep for 5K."
Jonah: That does not even sound like me.
Carol: "Running hard, water bad."
Mateo: "Me get shin splints. Ohhh!"
Jonah: Can everybody just shut the [bleep] up so we can enjoy our break? Thank you.

Jerry: Hey, cutie.
Sandra: [gasps] Shh. Carol might be around.
Jerry: No, she's outside vaping. I told you we could spend the day together without her knowing.
Sandra: Well, be careful. Dina's looking for you too. She thinks you're some kind of sex bunny.
Jerry: Well, maybe I am.
Sandra: [chuckles] Let's go to the photo lab. Would you mind putting the head back on? It's kind of a fantasy. [Jerry puts the head back on] Yes.

Mateo: I can't believe you were spying on us. That is so illegal.
Amy: No, actually it's not illegal.
Jonah: Eh, it's a gray area. So perfectly fine.
Glenn: Are we sure this is the last one?
Amy: I don't know. Dina's the one who put them everywhere.
Cheyenne: Yeah, Amy was just the one sitting watching us in the dark without our consent.
Amy: No, all the lights were on.
Glenn: Maybe I should take down all the smoke detectors, you know, just to be safe.
Garrett: Yes, that's definitely the safest thing to do.

Mateo: We were talking about you because you're the boss. Everyone complains about the boss.
Glenn: Wait, did you guys used to say things about me when I was the boss?
Mateo: No.
Cheyenne: It's just something we started doing recently.
Glenn: Oh, okay. Good.

Amy: So if anyone's heading over to Glenn's Passion play, I can drive. I know how to get there. [phone buzzes] I've been before. [Mateo snorts] Oh. What was that?
Mateo: What?
Amy: Oh, just looked like you two were texting each other something funny.
Mateo: Not each other.
Cheyenne: I don't even have his number.
Amy: Oh.
Mateo: My mom texted me a funny bitmoji. It's her jumping out of a pumpkin.
Amy: For Easter?
Mateo: Mm-hmm. That's how Filipinos celebrate Easter.
Amy: Oh, that does sound funny. Can I see?
Mateo: Oh, I'd rather not.
Amy: Oh, I just I'm just curious about it.
Mateo: It's embarrassing.
Amy: No, well, why are you being so weird about your phone?
Mateo: I'm not being weird. You're being weird.
Amy: Mateo, just let me see it.
Mateo: No, stop, it's private. No! [throws phone]
Sayid: I told you to get a case.