Mateo Quote #269
Amy: So if anyone's heading over to Glenn's Passion play, I can drive. I know how to get there. [phone buzzes] I've been before. [Mateo snorts] Oh. What was that?
Mateo: What?
Amy: Oh, just looked like you two were texting each other something funny.
Mateo: Not each other.
Cheyenne: I don't even have his number.
Amy: Oh.
Mateo: My mom texted me a funny bitmoji. It's her jumping out of a pumpkin.
Amy: For Easter?
Mateo: Mm-hmm. That's how Filipinos celebrate Easter.
Amy: Oh, that does sound funny. Can I see?
Mateo: Oh, I'd rather not.
Amy: Oh, I just I'm just curious about it.
Mateo: It's embarrassing.
Amy: No, well, why are you being so weird about your phone?
Mateo: I'm not being weird. You're being weird.
Amy: Mateo, just let me see it.
Mateo: No, stop, it's private. No! [throws phone]
Sayid: I told you to get a case.
Superstore Quotes
‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.