Glenn Quote #515
Mateo: I can't believe you were spying on us. That is so illegal.
Amy: No, actually it's not illegal.
Jonah: Eh, it's a gray area. So perfectly fine.
Glenn: Are we sure this is the last one?
Amy: I don't know. Dina's the one who put them everywhere.
Cheyenne: Yeah, Amy was just the one sitting watching us in the dark without our consent.
Amy: No, all the lights were on.
Glenn: Maybe I should take down all the smoke detectors, you know, just to be safe.
Garrett: Yes, that's definitely the safest thing to do.
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‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.