Dina: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 customers. Please be on the lookout for a six-foot-tall Easter Bunny. White fur, cottontail, plaid bowtie. He's been spotted in the vicinity.
Woman: Ooh, did you hear that? The Easter Bunny's here. Let's meet him.
Dina: No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. This bunny should be considered dangerous, possibly armed, likely a pedophile. Also if anyone would like to offer their child as bait, please let me know. I have a doll I use, but obviously there's no substitute for the real thing. As of now, I don't know the bunny's preferences, so I'll take a blonde and a brunette. No redheads, obviously. They're gross.