Dina Quote #499
Dina: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 customers. Please be on the lookout for a six-foot-tall Easter Bunny. White fur, cottontail, plaid bowtie. He's been spotted in the vicinity.
Woman: Ooh, did you hear that? The Easter Bunny's here. Let's meet him.
Dina: No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. This bunny should be considered dangerous, possibly armed, likely a pedophile. Also if anyone would like to offer their child as bait, please let me know. I have a doll I use, but obviously there's no substitute for the real thing. As of now, I don't know the bunny's preferences, so I'll take a blonde and a brunette. No redheads, obviously. They're gross.
Superstore Quotes
‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.