Jonah Quote #384
Jonah: Oh, but have you guys noticed how well she's been running things around here? Like, we all knew she was gonna be good at the job, but it's been crazy.
Mateo: Why do you keep looking at the smoke alarm?
Jonah: I'm not.
Carol: She's not running things that well.
Jonah: Oh, you know what I realized? We never had a moment of silence for the guy who created SpongeBob. So do you want to do that now?
Sayid: Guys, he obviously doesn't want us talking about his girlfriend in front of him.
Cheyenne: Since when? Last week he was saying how when she goes for a run, she looks like Frankenstein. [laughter]
Jonah: What? No. That wasn't me. I don't even know who you're thinking of.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you were all like, "Me Amy. Me prep for 5K."
Jonah: That does not even sound like me.
Carol: "Running hard, water bad."
Mateo: "Me get shin splints. Ohhh!"
Jonah: Can everybody just shut the [bleep] up so we can enjoy our break? Thank you.
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Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.