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Easter

‘Easter’

Season 4, Episode 16 -  Aired April 18, 2019

Amy becomes obsessed with what her subordinates think of her after she learns there's a camera in the break room. Meanwhile, Glenn gets a big part in an Easter play, and Dina tries to track down an unauthorized Easter Bunny roaming the aisles of the store.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: It's just not really a big deal. You're the boss now. Of course people talk about you behind your back.
Amy: Well-
Jonah: What?
Amy: Like what?
Jonah: Hmm?
Amy: Who talks about me? What do they say?
Jonah: Nothing. It's an expression.
Amy: "Of course people talk about you behind your back" is an expression?

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Quote from Jonah

Jonah: It's just- Forget it. It's nothing.
Amy: No, no, I'm not mad about it. I'm curious, I think it would be good for me to know. I could work on it.
Jonah: I mean, eh, if I racked my brain, I guess maybe I heard once somebody say something like, uh, "I wish she would say thank you more," you know?
Amy: I say thank you all the time.
Jonah: [chuckles] I know.
Amy: I'm, like, always saying thank you, like, too much.
Jonah: Yeah, that's what I said.
Amy: Yeah, exactly. Who said it?
Jonah: Nobody.
Amy: Nobody? Somebody said it.
Jonah: You know what, I misspoke. Uh, what I meant to say is whenever you leave a room, we all just sit in respectful silence.
Amy: Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Jonah: If it makes you feel any better, they just make fun of me openly to my face.

Quote from Garrett

Glenn: 30 pieces of silver. It is done. 30 pieces of silver. 30 pieces of silver.
Garrett: Okay, you know what, let's just forget the lines, okay? Forget the lines. Who is Judas?
Glenn: He's the disciple that betrayed Jesus.
Garrett: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody knows that. But who is he? Let's do a little role play, okay? You be Judas.
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: And I'll be Judas's friend.
Glenn: Oh, uh, Peter.
Garrett: Great, I'll be Peter. You're Judas. It's not Easter. We're not talking Jesus.
Glenn: Yeah.
Garrett: We're just two dudes hanging out in Jerusalem cutting it up.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: This, uh... This shirt comes in two colors. Think I might have picked the wrong one, you know? What do you think? It's a little loud. Don't you think?
Garrett: I don't know.
Jonah: Maybe- Maybe I should just get rid of it. Just give it away, 'cause it's like it's like, is this really a good shirt? What would you think about me just getting rid of this shirt?
Garrett: Do what you want.
Jonah: Huh. Okay, okay. So if I never wore this shirt again, that would be cool with you?
Garrett: I don't know what you're asking me.
Jonah: Nothing. I'm not asking anything. I was just saying, I think I might get rid of this shirt.
Garrett: Okay. It's just that we have to finish these baskets or we can't go home.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, great. No, that's what I'm doing. Great, yeah. Let's let's finish these baskets. Let's go, let's go.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: So she's all, "No, the nice girl" from the Bradley Cooper movie," and I'm like, "That is Lady Gaga."
Cheyenne: [chuckles] Your grandma's such a basic bitch.
Carol: Hey, have you guys noticed Amy's acting weird today?
Mateo: Totally. What's with the voice? She's all, "Thank you, Mateo." I mean, it's totally working, but also super random.
Sayid: What is she eating, cigars?
Jonah: I had the craziest customer come up to me this morning.
Mateo: Also, what's with the weirdly intimate stares?
Cheyenne: Did I tell you about the time she high-fived me and interlocked fingers? I felt so violated.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Great job on these baskets, man. You really knocked that one out of the park.
Garrett: Thanks, man.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, sure, you know. Just, you know, throwing out a compliment as one does. So mm-hmm. Cool shoes.
Garrett: Thanks. Yeah, they're Jordan 11 Retro Concords.
Jonah: What? Those are so dope, son. I love them. Huh? What's I'm sorry, I missed- I missed that.
Garrett: I didn't say anything.
Jonah: Oh, I thought you said something about me.
Garrett: I did not.
Jonah: Ah, okay, well... [Garrett moves away] Mm, you smell nice. Is that, uh... Is that like a new... What is that?

Quote from Jonah

Amy: I'm not the bad guy here. You're the ones who have been sitting in here, talking about me behind my back. If you have something to say, why don't you just say it to my face?
Jonah: Yeah, that goes for everyone. If you have an opinion about someone, tell them, bad or good.
Sayid: Who goes around saying good things about people behind their backs?
Jonah: That's a really good question. Garrett, do you have any thoughts about that?
Garrett: No, not really.

Quote from Jonah

Garrett: [to customers] So full HD is all you're really gonna need. You get into Ultra HD...
Jonah: Hey, man. I know you like this shirt, and I think it's pretty messed up that you won't say nice things to my face. It's not hard. I think you're a good cook, and you have a pretty decent singing voice. And I think it's sweet how you call your grandma every day. There, see, was that so hard? [walks off]
Garrett: It's fine, we're cool. He's my best friend.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Hey, gang.
Mateo: Hi, Amy.
Sayid: We were just talking about the weather.
Amy: Oh, great. Look, um, you were all right. I should not have been watching you, and that was weird, and I know everybody needs to vent about the boss and that it isn't anything personal, so please accept my apology.
Mateo: Yeah, well, maybe we were being a little catty.
Cheyenne: I mean, most of what we said was good. You just didn't hear that part.
Amy: Mm-hmm, okay. Well, let's just put it behind us, you know? Case open and shut.

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