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Conspiracy

‘Conspiracy’

Season 6, Episode 9 -  Aired February 11, 2021

After Zephra bans the use of the phrase "Have a heavenly day", Glenn falls down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole with Sandra and Marcus. Meanwhile, Cheyenne and Mateo continue their feud, while Jonah is upset that Garrett doesn't remember one of their fights.

Quote from Justine

Janet: So you didn't see it coming at all?
Sayid: No, I always expected her to kill me, not to break up with me.
Justine: Well, if you ever need a quick pick-me-up or whatever, you have my number.
Sayid: Yes, you've been very clear. Thank you.

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Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Oh, my God, did the janitor quit? Because there's a huge pile of garbage at that table. Get it? Talking about Mateo.
Justine: Can you... Shh! We're trying to help Sayid.
Mateo: Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help. She's got less brains...
Isaac: Guys. Can you take it outside? Life is railing Sayid right now.
Cheyenne: Okay, I guess. What were you gonna say? Less brains than a what?
Mateo: Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off. I think it was gonna be racist.

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: I don't trust Zephra either. I've learned some stuff. You ready to wake up?
Glenn: Well, I am awake.
Sandra: [whispers] Not yet.

Quote from Mateo

Cheyenne: I feel like we could get their attention back if we just up our game a little.
Mateo: Yeah, we need something splashy, something grabby.
Cheyenne: Oh, exactly.
Mateo: God, I am craving ice cream so bad right now.
Cheyenne: Me too. Should we go get some?
Mateo: Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck.
Cheyenne: Good. I wouldn't want to, dick. Ooh, we should get clown sundaes.
Mateo: [mockingly] Ooh, we should get clown sundaes. Yeah, we totally should.

Quote from Marcus

Glenn: Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out why they won't let us say "have a heavenly day."
Marcus: Well, of course they don't want that, 'cause guess who their god is. [holds up phone]
Glenn: A fat baby?
Marcus: What? No, that's my nephew. He's my lock screen. I meant the phone... technology.
Glenn: Oh.
Sandra: When you think about it, the Zephra app tracks your location and times your break. So, in a way, they've been controlling us.
Glenn: That's true.

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: Yeah, and riddle me this. What's with that room in the back marked "Zephra personnel only"?
Glenn: What? What's with it?
Marcus: Exactly. No one here knows because we're not allowed back there, which means... That's where it's all happening.
Glenn: Where what's happening?
Sandra: Exactly.
Marcus: Exactly.

Quote from Jonah

Man: Hey, I was hoping to return this. I don't know if you remember, but I was in here a couple months ago.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder. You had a Kia Optima, right? I thought this would've worked out for you.
Man: It did, but I totaled the Optima in an illegal street race. I know the return window is probably over, but...
Garrett: Nah, man, I'll hook you up. No worries. Your last name was Dinkins, right?
Jonah: Are you kidding me? You don't remember our fight, but you remember... All due respect, Mr. Dinkins, the most random, boring guy I've ever seen in my life?
Garrett: Wow, okay, that was rude. Sorry about that, but he's just going through some stuff.
Jonah: What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins, is someone who I thought was my close friend not remembering a pivotal moment in our friendship, which makes me wonder if we were even friends in the first place.
Garrett: Okay, and that's on the card with the last four digits 5-8-7-6?
Jonah: You remember his [bleep] credit card number?
Garrett: It's on the receipt.
Jonah: That... makes sense.

Quote from Dina

Dina: What the hell are you doing?
Glenn: Well... [grunts] Don't you think it's weird that we don't have access to this room? We're the managers.
Dina: Oh, God. You're still on this Zephra is evil kick? Come on, we don't need to go in there. I'm sure it's just tech stuff.
Glenn: Perhaps. But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think...
Dina: Now you're listening to Marcus and Sandra? You guys are like the Three Stooges if Curly was Hawaiian. Well, actually, I don't know for a fact that he wasn't.

Quote from Janet

Jonah: Okay, now, hang on, 'cause often these ideas become stronger when people feel shamed or marginalized. All right, let's talk this out. Why do we think Zephra controls minds?
Sandra: 5G, it's bad stuff.
Janet: I did hear it makes birds kill themselves.
Dina: How does a bird kill itself?
Janet: Just stops flapping.

Quote from Sayid

Cody: That's dumb. There's no Zephra conspiracy.
Jonah: Oh, interesting, an opposing viewpoint.
Cody: But the moon landing, now, that was a big lie.
Sayid: I'll tell you what's a big lie... Love.
Isaac: Don't you dare give up on love.

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