Marcus: Cody's right. They could have easily doctored the moon landing footage, just like they show us photos where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat.
Jonah: And we got there.
Dina: You're right, Jonah. This is so much better than just shutting it down.
Jonah: No, you know what, Dina? It can be. Marcus, let's talk this out. I think that the Earth is round because of science.
Marcus: Ugh.

Jonah: Like, if you stand on a dock and you watch ships sail away, they eventually disappear over the horizon.
Janet: You've done that? Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours until ships disappear?
Jonah: Well, I mean, scientists have.
Justine: But you haven't because you're afraid of what you would find out.

Cheyenne: So Bo went away with you that weekend? I thought his grandmother died.
Mateo: Foolish girl, she's alive and well. Nana's in on it, too.
Glenn: So they're still beefing?
Justine: Oh, yeah, they're going at it. It's savage.
Cheyenne: I don't believe it.
Mateo: Well, believe this. Bo and I have a deeper connection than you'll ever have!
Cheyenne: [scoffs] This whole time, I thought that you were my friend, but really you were only using me to get to Bo!
Mateo: Yes, it was the ultimate betrayal.
Glenn: [picks up clipboard] Oh, my God, what they're saying... It's written... It's written here. I got to tell Marcus and Sandra.

Mateo: Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points. Okay, this is way more interesting than some nobody getting dumped.
All: Ooh.
Sayid: Well, I'd rather be a nobody than a couple of Impossible Burgers, 'cause all I'm seeing here is some imitation beef.
Isaac: Oh, imitation beef! [laughs]
Justine: Too funny. [laughs]
Isaac: Oh, that's funny, Sayid.
Mateo: Oh, come on. You don't think he wrote that down?

Marcus: These are the mind-control machines.
Glenn: Are you sure?
Marcus: Totally. Close your eyes and picture a room full of mind-control machines. What do they look like?
Glenn: They look like this!
Dina: Jesus, people. This is just... tech stuff! You know, you've got your basic blinking lights. The blues, the greens, the yellow. I mean, that's not common, but it's still in the bounds.
Marcus: Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. This is all completely normal. Freedom! [pulls wires]
Dina: What? Okay, no, stop.
Sandra: Let him work, Dina. I don't want to hurt you.
Glenn: No, Dina.
Marcus: Red pill, Keanu!
Dina: Marcus, enough!
Marcus: "Abre los ojos"!

Dina: Thank you for your patience. We did have a malfunction... in some of our employees brains, but we're almost back up and running.
Man: Okay, the servers are reset, and the registers should be back online in a minute.
Marcus: Hey, you're not gonna report this back to corporate, are you?
Man: Well, I do have to file an incident report.
Marcus: Okay, well, you know, just be sure to put that it was an accident and that I love Zephra and that the only secret I think they're keeping is how they're able to sell such great products at such affordable prices, and I bet the answer's good, not, like, child labor.

Sandra: And I accept full responsibility. I, Cheyenne Lee, of 1280 Raymond Street.

Glenn: I'm really sorry. I guess I just got confused.
Dina: Look, you're like the old paper coupons. You were kind of a nuisance but arguably served a purpose, and now you're useless, but...
Glenn: But?
Dina: Oh, carrot cake Oreos are back. That's fun. [walks off]

Mateo: I don't know why we work so hard to impress these people. Employees at a Nordstrom would have eaten this up.
Cheyenne: Plus, everyone should just chill the F out. Like, Sayid's gonna get a new girlfriend in two seconds. He's, like, a major fox.
Mateo: Thank you. I've been saying that. He's, like, sneaky sexy.
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Once he came to pick up his paycheck in shorts, and I literally had to excuse myself.
Cheyenne: Oh, you're talking about the blue cutoffs. Ooh, I remember those.
Mateo: Oh, my God. So we should go on Hinge and catfish Nina, right?
Cheyenne: [gasps] You read my mind. Let's convince her to cut all her hair off.

Isaac: Whoa, this is intense.
Mateo: Okay, let's get really real about Cheyenne.
Sayid: Well, it happened. Nina dumped me.
Janet: Oh, no, really?
Isaac: Damn it, I'm so sorry.
Justine: You guys were just at the Cheesecake Factory, like, three weeks ago. You looked so happy.
Mateo: Guys? Getting really real about Cheyenne.