Lorelai: We wore him out.
Rory: We tend to do that.
Lorelai: Well, we are Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.
Max Medina: Electra Woman?
Lorelai: I think it's time to turn in.

Lorelai: This is Sever Hall, one of the oldest buildings at Harvard.
Emily: Focus the picture, Lorelai.
Lorelai: It is focused.
Rory: That's how it came out.
Emily: It's hurting my eyes.
Lorelai: Come on, Mom, it's supposed to be a little arty.
Rory: Plus, she doesn't know how to use a camera.
Lorelai: I've only had it six years.
Emily: It's like I have glaucoma.

Michel: [both on the phone simultaneously] Yes, we're aware of it.
Lorelai: Yes, we're working on it.
Michel: As soon as the towels arrive, your room will get the first one.
Lorelai: I swear to you, no one gets a towel before you do.
Michel: Did you get the complimentary champagne we sent you?
Lorelai: Just open the champagne and drink, relax, enjoy. Of course it's free.
Michel: We'll call you soon.
Lorelai: Talk to you soon. [both hang up] I'm killing Manny.
Michel: I'm helping.
Lorelai: I'm gonna strangle him with one of his own towels, I swear to God.

Lorelai: Ooh. The redcoats are coming! The redcoats are coming! The redcoats are coming!