Joey: You know what, I'm going to go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield.
Chandler: Oh, good. When he comes back for his keys, I'll be sure to give him your shoe.
Joey: Great. Thanks.

Phoebe: Oh, good. Good. You guys are here. Listen. How would you like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?
Monica: Oh, my, God. What a fun day. That sounds great.
Chandler: Yeah, all right.
Phoebe: Okay, well, I'll bring them by tomorrow morning. And by the way, they're not actually puppies. They're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see you.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Phoebe: Please, please, please? Oh, please, please, please. Frank and Alice asked me to babysit the triplets and I'm nervous because I've never done that before by myself.
Monica: Don't worry about it, Phoebe. We'll absolutely do it.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm gonna pass, because I was kind of iffy when it was puppies.

Rachel: So I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross's. And I have nowhere to live. Wow, I could so easily freak out right now.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate.
Rachel: Well, maybe I could be your roommate, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate.
Rachel: Well, there's an idea.
Phoebe: Yeah. That would be great.
Rachel: Wait. How long is Denise gone for?
Phoebe: She said she'd be back December 26th.
Rachel: December 26th. Maybe she's Santa Claus.

Chandler: I just think things will go smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And Mon, you know, you can be in charge of diapering. And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands... [cutesy babbling]

Monica: This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Phoebe: Yeah? Well, this is not what I ordered.

Joey: I'm having the best morning. That Porsche I've got the keys to? Still there.
Chandler: Shocking, since you still have the keys.

Joey: You should see the treatment I get when I'm with that car. People are friendly. They wanna talk. And not just about the car. One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Chandler: What equity investments?
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche. Will you keep up?

Joey: Yeah, she tops out at 130. But that's just in the city. I get her up to 160 upstate.
Guy: Really? You got a place upstate?
Joey: Sure.

Car Owner: Hey. That's my car.
Joey: Really? Oh, just give me five more minutes.
Car Owner: What are you doing?
Joey: Well, I found the keys, and now I'm just polishing her up.
Car Owner: But it's my car.
Joey: Yeah, but it's my wax.
Car Owner: Listen, I don't come to the city much. And I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys?
Joey: Sure. Yeah. I'll save you your parking spot.
Car Owner: I'm not coming back.
Joey: Why not?
Car Owner: I live upstate.
Joey: Yeah, so did l.

Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Monica: Oh, it's so cute. I wonder what age it is that you stop being able to put both legs behind your head.
Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.
Monica: How are you still single?