Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's Porsche
Car Owner: Hey. That's my car. Joey: Really? Oh, just give me five more minutes. Car Owner: What are you doing? Joey: Well, I found the keys, and now I'm just polishing her up. Car Owner: But it's my car. Joey: Yeah, but it's my wax. Car Owner: Listen, I don't come to the city much. And I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys? Joey: Sure. Yeah. I'll save you your parking spot. Car Owner: I'm not coming back. Joey: Why not? Car Owner: I live upstate. Joey: Yeah, so did l.