Chandler Quote #1106
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Porsche
Phoebe: Oh, good. Good. You guys are here. Listen. How would you like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?
Monica: Oh, my, God. What a fun day. That sounds great.
Chandler: Yeah, all right.
Phoebe: Okay, well, I'll bring them by tomorrow morning. And by the way, they're not actually puppies. They're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see you.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Phoebe: Please, please, please? Oh, please, please, please. Frank and Alice asked me to babysit the triplets and I'm nervous because I've never done that before by myself.
Monica: Don't worry about it, Phoebe. We'll absolutely do it.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm gonna pass, because I was kind of iffy when it was puppies.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.
Quote from Monica
Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?