Rachel Quote #1223

Quote from Rachel in The One with Joey's Porsche

Rachel: So I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross's. And I have nowhere to live. Wow, I could so easily freak out right now.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate.
Rachel: Well, maybe I could be your roommate, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate.
Rachel: Well, there's an idea.
Phoebe: Yeah. That would be great.
Rachel: Wait. How long is Denise gone for?
Phoebe: She said she'd be back December 26th.
Rachel: December 26th. Maybe she's Santa Claus.

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 ‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.

Quote from Monica

Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?