Chandler Quote #1108
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Porsche
Chandler: I just think things will go smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And Mon, you know, you can be in charge of diapering. And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands... [cutesy babbling]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.
Quote from Monica
Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?