‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’
Season 6, Episode 15 - Aired February 17, 2000
The gang ponders what might have been if Ross and Carol had stayed together, Monica was still heavy, Chandler had become a struggling writer, Joey still worked on Days of our Lives, Rachel had married Barry, and Phoebe had taken a job as a stockbroker.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die. But you're not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Here you go, Joe. Here's the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for.
Joey: Thanks. Yeah, there's pulp in that.
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I don't like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn't juice. All juice. Okay?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I guess I just like the pulp.
Joey: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I am being so rude. Rachel, would you like a soda or something? Because Chandler will run right out and get it.
Rachel: Yeah, well, sure, iced tea would be great.
Joey: Iced tea.
Chandler: Okay. Anything for you, sir?
Joey: Did I not just tell him? Okay, look, Chandler, if this is gonna work you have got to listen. You're gonna throw that juice at me?
Chandler: It's not all juice.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: So it seems like this internet thing is going to stay, huh?
Monica: It's okay not to talk.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Well, you're not married. It's easy for you. You can have sex with whoever you want.
Monica: Yeah, I can. I mean, don't think I don't. Because I do. I mean, all the time. You bet.
Rachel: Monica? You've done it, right?
Monica: Of course I have. What do you think, I'm like some 30-year-old virgin?
Rachel: Oh, my God. You're a 30-year-old virgin.
Monica: Say it louder. I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you.
Guy: Yeah, I heard it.
Quote from Carol
Ross: So, honey, this morning was fun. Me hopping in on you in the shower there?
Carol: Yeah, and maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Oh, my God. Rachel Green?
Rachel: Rob Tilman.
Ross: No, no, it's me. Ross.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
Quote from Joey
Roger: Here you go, one hazelnut latte.
Monica: Thank you.
Roger: You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut. It's a seed.
Joey: Wow.
Roger: Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?
Joey: Oh, dear God. Let me think.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, no. I said sell when it hits 50. Five-oh. It's a number! It comes after four-nine. No, it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake. Just kidding. You are of course fired.
Quote from Ross
Monica: How long's it been since we've seen each other?
Ross: 1987, the day after Christmas. Sean McMahan's party. I played you one of my songs, you know, "Interplanetary Courtship Ritual".
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one is mine.