Joey Quote #916

Quote from Joey in The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)

Chandler: Here you go, Joe. Here's the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for.
Joey: Thanks. Yeah, there's pulp in that.
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I don't like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn't juice. All juice. Okay?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I guess I just like the pulp.
Joey: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I am being so rude. Rachel, would you like a soda or something? Because Chandler will run right out and get it.
Rachel: Yeah, well, sure, iced tea would be great.
Joey: Iced tea.
Chandler: Okay. Anything for you, sir?
Joey: Did I not just tell him? Okay, look, Chandler, if this is gonna work you have got to listen. You're gonna throw that juice at me?
Chandler: It's not all juice.

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 ‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Can you imagine if I'd married him? I mean, how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean. I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Which time?
Ross: The first time!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Merrill Lynch?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Rachel: Well, why didn't you take the job?
Phoebe: Because at that time, you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So, I thought if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.