The Songs of Phoebe Buffay Page 5 of 5

The unique musical talents of Phoebe Buffay, who often performed her songs at Central Perk.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Ross's Thing
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Crazy underwear, Creeping up my butt, Crazy underwear, Always in a rut, Crazy underwear.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Dream
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] The food here at Javu, Will kill you, The food here at Javu, Will kill you.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Terry's a jerk, And he won't let me work, And I hate Central Perk.
Quote from Phoebe in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Sometimes men love women, Sometimes men love men, Then there are bisexuals, Though some just say, They're kidding themselves.