Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!

Ross: Listen, I need a favor. I was in the shower, and as I was, cleansing myself, I felt something.
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?
Ross: No.

Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? lf he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water them.
Chandler: If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do water his plants, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Or we could go over there and pee on them.

Ross: I mean, like, a thing on my body.
Joey: Well, what was it?
Ross: Well, I don't know. It's kind of in a place that's not- It's not visually accessible to me.
And I was hoping maybe you guys ... could help me out.
Joey: Whoa.
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Come on, you guys! It's no big deal! Well, what is it? ls it a mole?
Joey: No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.
Ross: Ew. Is it--? What, a pimple?
Chandler: No, it's fancier than a pimple. Look, Ross, why don't you just go see a doc-
Rachel: Hey, guys, what's--?
Chandler: Well, it's definite. Two more weeks of winter.