Julia: Well, congratulations, Niles. Frasier didn't tell me that Daphne was pregnant.
Frasier: What?
Martin: She is?
Julia: Oh, no, don't tell me she's just paunchy.
Niles: She's not paunchy, she's pregnant.
Daphne: Niles!
[Niles squeezes the box of cereal, sending Lucky Charms flying into the air]
Daphne: How could you do that?
Julia: I'm sorry, it's my fault. I heard you in the kitchen. I didn't realize it was a big deal.

Cindy: Honey?
Brad: I'm just... I'm feeling a little sick again. I'm sorry. I just need some air.
Cindy: We're so in sync. He feels everything I'm feeling. Nausea, weight gain, food cravings.
Niles: You know, in psychological terms, that's called Couvade Syndrome.
Cindy: We just call it love. [exits]
Niles: I don't like them.

Lizbeth: How could you be so stupid as to glue us together? [to Roz] I thought you said he was smart.
Niles: Don't panic. I seem to recall that-that superglue can be dissolved with acetone. You know, nail polish remover.
Daphne: He's the smart one. How did you know that?
Niles: I knew that from, uh... from school.
Frasier: School lunches. The Kriezel brothers used to glue a cafeteria tray to his tie.

Niles: Hello there.
Daphne: Hello. You're, uh... oh, don't tell me, I'm good with names. Uh... Miles Crane!
Niles: ...Yes, I am! And-and you're Daphne Moon, from Manchester, where you developed a liking for Nickerson's Lemon Biscuits.

Frasier: Oh hi, Roz, come on in. Uh, I'd like you to meet my dad. This is Martin Crane, and his home healthcare worker, Daphne Moon, and of course this is my brother, Niles Crane.
Daphne: [to Niles] Oh my God, is it Niles? Oh, I feel so embarrassed.
Niles: Oh no, please, don't be. Actually, I prefer Miles.

Daphne: Maybe if I put a jacket on. Would you come help me pick one out?
Niles: Sure, sure. You know, you should switch dry cleaners. That's the third dress they've shrunk this week.

Daphne: How are you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Actually, I'm- I'm fine, Daphne. In fact, my little retreat was just what this doctor ordered. I cleared my head. Came to some conclusions. So where are you guys off to?
Niles: Oh, just one of Dad's movies. You want to join us? I brought my "Itty-Bitty Book Light."

Roz: Hi, Niles.
Niles: Oh, hello.
Roz: You may not remember me, I'm-
Niles: Of course I remember you. Would you be a love and watch that man with the cane?

Roz: Hey, Marty. What are you doing here?
Martin: Oh, they're dragging me out to buy some new clothes.
Niles: We're taking him out to Rodolfo's once-a-year sale. It's fifty per cent off. Alterations are free.
Martin: Big deal. Butz Clothiers do that every day.
Frasier: Yes, not to mention the convenience of getting your "BigFoot" pizza right next door.
Martin: These guys think I have bad taste in clothes.
Roz: Well, I like the way you dress.
Niles: I believe that's what's called "the clincher." Shall we go?

Niles: Well, the crisis has passed. She just needed a little rest. Fortunately, I remembered to bring her sleep mask.