Niles Quote #2121
Quote from Niles in Crock Tales
Lizbeth: How could you be so stupid as to glue us together? [to Roz] I thought you said he was smart.
Niles: Don't panic. I seem to recall that-that superglue can be dissolved with acetone. You know, nail polish remover.
Daphne: He's the smart one. How did you know that?
Niles: I knew that from, uh... from school.
Frasier: School lunches. The Kriezel brothers used to glue a cafeteria tray to his tie.
Frasier Quotes
‘Crock Tales’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.
Quote from Martin
Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!