Niles Quote #2127
Quote from Niles in Crock Tales
Frasier: Oh hi, Roz, come on in. Uh, I'd like you to meet my dad. This is Martin Crane, and his home healthcare worker, Daphne Moon, and of course this is my brother, Niles Crane.
Daphne: [to Niles] Oh my God, is it Niles? Oh, I feel so embarrassed.
Niles: Oh no, please, don't be. Actually, I prefer Miles.
Frasier Quotes
‘Crock Tales’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.
Quote from Martin
Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!