Daphne: Ready for the game?
Frederick: Yeah.
Daphne: You don't sound too exited.
Frederick: I just found out that Dad's bad at softball and Grandpa can't do math in his head.
Daphne: Those things aren't important. What can I do to make you feel better?
Frederick: Maybe a hug?
Daphne: Oh, come here.
[Frederick and Niles share a sly smile]

Niles: Oh, my God. She hasn't changed the locks. She changed the dogs. Quick, maybe we can make it to the front door.

Niles: Are we okay?
Frasier: No, we're not ... but we will be.
Niles: Well, that's enough for now. We're an odd little family, aren't we?

Martin: Oh, my old home movies. I haven't seen these for twenty years.
Frasier: Well, happy birthday, Dad. Now you can watch them whenever uou like. [to Niles] Isn't it just the reaction you were hoping for?
Niles: One of them.

Frasier: Well, I won't be getting much sleep tonight.
Martin: Yeah, and I'm up, too.
Niles: I won't be getting a wink of sleep either, the way those crickets are raging.

Niles: Freddie, about what you just saw. I know you've always had special feelings for Daphne, and there's something I need to tell you.
Frederick: I already know about you guys.
Niles: Oh. Uh, and you're OK with that?
Frederick: I liked her when I was a little kid. I'm over it now. I mean, she's like a hundred.
Niles: She most certainly is not. It just burns you up that I got her-
Frasier: Niles!

Niles: Oh, that sounds fascinating. Let me know when we're leaving.
Frasier: Right.
Niles: [to Daphne] We're never going to get out of here in half an hour, why don't you and I just go?
Daphne: Niles, don't be rude. These are your brother's friends, just try and loosen up.
Cliff: [to Niles] Hey, that's quite a suit you got there, buddy boy. It what, cost over a hundred I bet, huh? Hey, Paul, Paul, here, feel this suit.
Phil: I'm next after Paul.
Cliff: Yeah, get in here, Phil.

Daphne: It's official. Dr. Lee says we're pregnant.
Niles: I'm so excited! [speaking to Daphne's belly] Hello in there! It's your pater.
Daphne: Oh, stop it.