[fantasy:]
Sam: Don't you use that word "love." Love has nothing to do with this relationship!
Rebecca: I will use any word I want in this house! Love! Love, love, love, love, love, love, love!
Sam: You foul-mouthed barren tramp!
Rebecca: Half man! Half man! [they spar]
Sam: Enough foreplay for you?
Rebecca: Yeah. Turn off the light.
Sam: I've got a poker game on that table in five minutes. You'd better make it quick.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, that's gonna be tough with you.

Rebecca: All right. Granted, Martin isn't exactly what I pictured, but he can help my career. And it wouldn't be in my best interest to say no.
Sam: Oh, please! You don't have the guts to say no to this guy.
Rebecca: That is absolutely not true! I choose to not have the guts to say no to this guy. And so what if it helps my career? He gets something out of it, too.
Sam: Yeah, I bet he does.
Rebecca: I resent that. I'll have you know that he has been nothing but a perfect little gen- a perfect gentleman. Which is something you wouldn't understand, Mr. Groin! I mean, here are two people that are getting something out of this - no strings attached, and nobody's getting hurt. End of discussion.

Rebecca: [on the phone] Hello? Operator? O-operator? Yes, I was just talking to my fiance and I was- Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, me talk-o to me boy-o amigo in Cancun, and we were cut off-o.
Woody: It's a beautiful language, isn't it?
Rebecca: What? You no operator? You boose boy? Oh, bus boy. Yeah, okay, adios. No, no, adios. Damn.
Martin Teal: Thank you, Dennis. Rebecca, you're not losing anything in Sam. I hear he hasn't stopped fooling around since he got down there.
Rebecca: You had him watched?
Martin Teal: I didn't have to. The man's escapades have become legendary. The Indians in the mountains sing a folk song about him. Rebecca, let me help you take your mind off your problems. I'll pick you up for dinner, maybe a drink, a trip to Paris, a few laughs.
Rebecca: Martin, not tonight. I- I really need time to get over this.
Martin Teal: Well, then tomorrow night. I won't take no for an answer.