Rebecca Howe Quotes Page 32 of 33
Quote from I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Woody: Hey, Sam, does she have my wallet?
Sam: [on the phone with Rebecca] You still have Woody's wallet, don't you?
Rebecca: [on the airplane phone] Yeah, sure, how do you think I'm paying for this call? Hell, how do you think I'm paying for this flight?
Sam: Yeah, she still has it. Honey, listen to me. You can't run away from your problems like this.
Rebecca: Sam, Sam, look, the only reason I called was to say good-bye and thank you for everything. It's really meant a lot to me. Bye-bye. [hangs up]
Stewardess: Oh, miss, did you remember your credit card?
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm gonna need this. I need to buy a whole new wardrobe when we land. I'm gonna be good to myself.
Quote from Rebecca's Lover... Not
Rebecca::,/strong> Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. It was Mark Newberger. We have not seen each other since graduation night. Oh, Mark Newberger. We met doing The Bad Seed in our sophomore production. He was my first boyfriend. I really loved him. Maybe he was the only guy I've ever really loved. I don't know why I gave him up. Oh, I guess I wanted to go off to college and be free, that whole deal. I don't know. What an idiot. Why would I ever give him up?
Carla: Nobody's listening to you.
Rebecca: I am trying to pretend like I have a friend, okay? Wait. What am I saying? I do have a friend. I don't need to pretend. Mark Newberger is back, and he's better than any friend you have!
Carla: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
Quote from Finally! (Part 2)
Rebecca: Robin. Mr. Colcord...
Robin: Rebecca, I'll be brief. You were very understanding about that little incident back in my limo, and that kind of understanding should be rewarded. So I'd like you to have this. It's a diamond bracelet. It's not much, really, though it does come with a security guard.
Rebecca: [whispers to Sam] It's gorgeous. [normal voice] No! Robin, you know, I don't love you for your money or your diamonds or the fact that you can buy my friends' bars. I love you because I think you're very interesting and... l thought you cared about me.
Robin: I'm sorry. I'm... I'm ashamed of myself for trying to buy your feelings. I want to tell you, I'm still the same man, and I still care for you same as I did before.
Rebecca: Well, by that, do you mean you... Care for me but still want to see other women?
Robin: Exactly. But I should like to point out that if I offered this bracelet to my charge d'affaires, she would've snatched it up in a blur. I admire your standards. You know, this definitely puts you in the lead. Must go. Would you care to join me?
Rebecca: [to Sam] Did you hear that? I am winning. I'm winning...
Sam: Listen to me. Listen to me for a second. Come on, you're giving up something very valuable and very important. You're going to regret this the rest of your life.
Rebecca: [gasps] You're right. [to Robin] I will take that bracelet.
Quote from Home Is the Sailor
Rebecca: Wait a minute. I guess we could use another relief bartender a couple of nights a week.
Sam: Well, it's a start. I appreciate that.
Rebecca: Don't mention it. You've had some tough breaks.
Sam: Oh, not so bad really.
Rebecca: You lost the bar. And now you tell me that's your home. You lost your girlfriend. And I guess you were some sort of an athlete who's having a lot of trouble getting over it. Anyway, I just hope working here can help fill a little of the emptiness.
Sam: Yeah, well, I'm sure it will. Thanks again.
Quote from Slumber Party Massacred
Rebecca: God, that is the fourth temp waitress we've gone through. I hate this bar.
Man #1: Excuse me, Miss, can we get some service?
Rebecca: Yes, sir.
Woman: Miss, this martini is too dry.
Rebecca: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take care of that. [to Sam] I've had it. Isn't Carla ever coming back? I was not born to be a waitress. I was born to manage waitresses.
Man #2: Oh, Miss? You'll get it when I'm damn good and ready! Oh, God.
Quote from Backseat Becky, Up Front
Evan Drake: Excuse me. Rebecca, can we talk?
Rebecca: Excuse me, Sam. I'm being beckoned.
Sam: Listen, if- if this is what you think it is, can I give you some advice?
Rebecca: What?
Sam: If you're going to make an ass of yourself, take it outside.
Rebecca: I'm not going to make an ass of myself.
Sam: All right.
Rebecca: [walks into a chair] I was just getting it out of my system.
Quote from Backseat Becky, Up Front
Rebecca: Sam, I can't tell him.
Sam: Oh, please, please, do this for me, will you? I've been watching this sappy movie for God knows how long. I want to see if the girl gets the guy.
Rebecca: If only once I'd ever had any little bit of encouragement from him. Some teeny, tiny shred of evidence that he even knew I existed.
Sam: Well, now, he- he did express some concern while you were out cold there.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, I bet. What'd he say?
Sam: Gee, I- I hope she's not dead.
Rebecca: He did? Oh, God. And all this time I thought maybe I was kidding myself.
Quote from Norm, Is That You?
Rebecca: Oh. Excuse me.
Man: No, no, it was my fault. I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Rebecca: I'm just fine. But how nice of you to be so completely concerned.
Man: Well, you know, you can't be too careful these days.
Rebecca: Yeah.
Man: So, uh, when's your baby due?
Rebecca: I'm not pregnant.
Man: Oh. Well, then I really am sorry. Excuse me.
Rebecca: Well, why don't you just watch where you're going then next time, Buster?!
Quote from Norm, Is That You?
Rebecca: I think I am in for a pleasant surprise.
[Sam places his foot on the scale behind Rebecca]
Scale: Your weight is 162 pounds.
Rebecca: What?!
Scale: Have a nice day.
Rebecca: Malone! Get out here! I know what you just did!
Al: [emerges from the bathroom] Congratulations.
Rebecca: Not you, I was talking to... Forget it.
Quote from Finally! (Part 1)
Frasier: Admit it, Sam. He went to the expense of flying one of The Righteous Brothers out here just to sing her a song. He's got to be serious.
Sam: Ah, it's petty cash to a guy like Colcord.
Norm: I don't know. He's got her out on a boat now. I mean, what about that?
Sam: I know why. He's taking her out there to dump her. A quick burial at sea. Trust me, she's probably swimming back now, a little wetter but wiser.
Rebecca: [enters] He did it. He said it. Those three little words.
Sam: "Walk the plank."
Rebecca: No, Sam. l... Love... You.
Carla: Woody, does anybody have "I love you"?
Woody: Closest we got here is, "I'll respect you in the morning"... Cliff Clavin.