Quote from Sue in The Bachelor
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team. Frankie: You made the tennis team? Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match. Mike: So you won? Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash." Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face? Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.