‘Double Dare’
Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired January 20, 2016
Adam and Emmy are excited when their favorite TV game show "Double Dare" hosts auditions at their school, but their friendship hits the rocks when they both choose other partners. Meanwhile, superstitious Barry believes Beverly is a good luck charm for the Eagles, but Murray wants to keep football as his alone time.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Time to cook the steak-umms! Hope I don't make a mess!
Erica: Why are you narrating your kitchen experience?
Murray: I'm trying to lure your mother downstairs. I don't know what's wrong. This always works.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Let me break this down for you in terms you understand. Imagine this page is the football field and this baby picture the quarterback.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: All right, listen up. I just found out who got picked for the game show that left all sorts of stains on my gym floor.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You made a scrapbook for me?
Murray: Pretty good, huh?
Beverly: No. It's a train wreck. You glittered where you should've laced, and you laced where you should've stenciled.
Murray: It's all so complicated!
Beverly: Doesn't matter. I love it.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: All right. Shut your giggle holes. I have two announcements. First, whoever wrote my phone number in the boys' bathroom will be found.
Dave Kim: [to Adam] I called and asked if his refrigerator was running. It wasn't, so it ended up being sad.
Coach Mellor: Second, some game show called "Double Dare" is holding auditions at our school, and two of you will be picked to be on their show. Now let's get those bodies TV-ready.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life, and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton.
Dave Kim: Dorothy Hamill.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You're right. He's amazing. My only real shot is to win over the producers by picking a partner that'll make me stand out.
Dave Kim: Perhaps someone like "Cute Dave Kim."
Adam: No one calls you that. I was thinking Pops.
Dave Kim: Your grandfather?
Adam: Nothing wins people over more than an adorable old man. Handsome Ben is going down. Kid won't know what hit him.
[A ball hit Adams and he falls to the ground]
Quote from Murray
Murray: No! That's it. Season's over.
Adam: It's the first game year.
Murray: They already blew it. We got to fire the coach and start thinking about next year.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Look, all we need is a turnover, a touchdown, a 2-point conversion, an onside kick, and two more touchdowns. Or 12 safeties.
Murray: Turn it off! I can't take it anymore.
Quote from Barry
Coach Mellor: Hey. Hugh Hefner. Cover your downstairs stuff. You're in school, not the grotto.
Barry: The Eagles lost.
Coach Mellor: Ohhh. Take the day. Make room, everybody! Eagles fan coming through!