Kitty: You two were awfully quiet at dinner tonight. Is there anything I should know about?
Red & Hyde: No. [doorbell rings]
Red: I'll get it.
Hyde: Oh, me, too. [opens door]
Pamela: Hi, boys. Oh, Kitty, every time I come to this house I'm amazed by how much you've done with so little. Here. We brought Kahlua.
Kitty: Well, aren't you just an angel sent from after-dinner drink heaven?
Bob: She wanted to get you cookies, but I know how much you like the sauce.

Eric: Okay, the tractor beam is operational. Don't get too close.
Mitch: You really gonna shine your love light on that?
Donna: Well, he's a different person between the sheets. What can I say?

Donna: Wait. Is that the girl from the movies?
Kelso: Donna, I'm asking the questions here. Is that the girl from the movies?
Donna: What happened to, "I barely know her"?
Kelso: What happened to, "I barely know her"?
Donna: Why were you calling her, Eric?
Kelso: Why were you calling her, Eric?
Eric: Kelso, will you shut up?
Kelso: Oh, yeah, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?

Eric: Look, Donna, maybe I kind of know her. Maybe we kind of went out a couple times when you were dating Kelso's brother.
Jackie: Wait, you got other girls besides Donna to go out with you? What is this obsession with the underdog?
Donna: Wait, so the other day at the movies you lied to me?
Kelso: Donna, I am the senior officer here. So the other day at the movies you lied to me.
Eric: No, I... You know, I mean, it was the movies, you know? It's all make-believe.
Donna: Okay, you know what? Don't bother coming over tonight. My sexual tension has been replaced with another familiar emotion, anger at your scrawny ass!
Eric: No!
Mitch: Yes!
Jackie: Well, good job, Michael. You solved one crime and prevented an even bigger one, Donna having sex with Eric.
Kelso: You have the right to remain... Burn!

Pamela: Everyone, I want to thank you for making me so welcome. I feel like the only guest at an inexpensive backwoods hotel. [touches Hyde's shoulder] Steven, you're so tense.
Jackie: Of course he's tense, Mom. You're the one who taught me that if your man's not tense when you walk into the room, that means you're doing something wrong.
Hyde: Yeah, that's right. I'm tense because of you. 'Cause you're... too pretty.
Jackie: Aw!
Bob: Oh, Red, I was gonna get you a thank-you gift for helping with the move, but then I figured, nah. So, thanks.
Red: Don't mention it, Bob. Don't mention anything about that day ever again.
Bob: Why? It was a pretty good day. Nothing got broken. Nobody got hurt. You two even got to see Pam topless. [Red and Hyde are silent] Yeah, first time I saw them I was speechless, too.

Red: All right. I admit that we saw Pam's... them. But it's not like we planned it.
Hyde: Although our timing couldn't have been better.
Jackie: Oh, I think you mean "worse," Steven.
Hyde: No, I'm pretty sure I meant "better."

Kitty: Red, how could you?
Red: Kitty, we just opened the door, and there she was. What was I supposed to do, rip the eyes out of my head?
Pamela: Don't feel bad, you guys. Now, this isn't the first time my body has caused a fight. One time I caused a riot on a topless beach in Venezuela. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled.
Hyde: Huh! [Jackie slaps Hyde's arm] She told me to.
Bob: Well, I hate to let the cat out of the bag and then leave, but looks like that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Pamela: Enjoy your fight. [both exit]
Jackie: I can't believe you saw my mother topless and didn't tell me about it right away.
Hyde: What, so every time I see another woman's breasts I'm supposed to tell you? [off Jackie's look] Now I know.
Kitty: I am so mad. I can't even stand to look at you.
Red: And yet you do. Because your eyes work. You see my problem? All right. All right. We're going.

Hyde: So, then she goes, "Hi, boys." I mean, that has to be a come-on, right? I saw this dirty movie once where the plumbers knock on the door, and the lady answers and she says, "Hi, boys." After that it was all asses and elbows.

Eric: Okay, Donna. This is a box full of models that I made while you were with Casey Kelso.
Mitch: Look at this, TIE fighters, assault vehicles and troop transports. All with minor defects in workmanship. Yeah, he made these, all right.
Donna: So this is what you did while we were apart? Oh, my horny nerd boy.
Eric: Donna, there's a reason I didn't tell you about her. She wasn't important. The whole time we broke up, you know... You know I never stopped loving you.
Donna: Eric.
Kelso: Hyde, I never stopped loving you, either.
Hyde: Don't. I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Fez: You guys better be kidding, or I'm gonna be super pissed. So, can I suggest that we honor the age-old tradition of making up after a fight, not just spiritually, but physically?
Donna: How about a brand-spanking-new tradition where I buy you a milkshake and a Playboy?
Eric: Donna, whoa, I'm insulted. I do not need a milkshake. Let's go.

Donna: You know, before we decided not to have sex...
Eric: You decided. I'm ready. [chuckles]
Donna: Right, I decided. Movies were just a dark place to fool around before we went home and did it, but now we can really watch the movie. Isn't that great?
Eric: It's fabulous. There's nothing I hate more than the feeling that I'm about to have sex.