Bob Quote #142
Quote from Bob in Squeeze Box
Pamela: Everyone, I want to thank you for making me so welcome. I feel like the only guest at an inexpensive backwoods hotel. [touches Hyde's shoulder] Steven, you're so tense.
Jackie: Of course he's tense, Mom. You're the one who taught me that if your man's not tense when you walk into the room, that means you're doing something wrong.
Hyde: Yeah, that's right. I'm tense because of you. 'Cause you're... too pretty.
Jackie: Aw!
Bob: Oh, Red, I was gonna get you a thank-you gift for helping with the move, but then I figured, nah. So, thanks.
Red: Don't mention it, Bob. Don't mention anything about that day ever again.
Bob: Why? It was a pretty good day. Nothing got broken. Nobody got hurt. You two even got to see Pam topless. [Red and Hyde are silent] Yeah, first time I saw them I was speechless, too.
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Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.