Red Quote #592
Quote from Red in Squeeze Box
Kitty: Red, how could you?
Red: Kitty, we just opened the door, and there she was. What was I supposed to do, rip the eyes out of my head?
Pamela: Don't feel bad, you guys. Now, this isn't the first time my body has caused a fight. One time I caused a riot on a topless beach in Venezuela. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled.
Hyde: Huh! [Jackie slaps Hyde's arm] She told me to.
Bob: Well, I hate to let the cat out of the bag and then leave, but looks like that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Pamela: Enjoy your fight. [both exit]
Jackie: I can't believe you saw my mother topless and didn't tell me about it right away.
Hyde: What, so every time I see another woman's breasts I'm supposed to tell you? [off Jackie's look] Now I know.
Kitty: I am so mad. I can't even stand to look at you.
Red: And yet you do. Because your eyes work. You see my problem? All right. All right. We're going.
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‘Squeeze Box’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.