Eric: Look, Donna, maybe I kind of know her. Maybe we kind of went out a couple times when you were dating Kelso's brother.
Jackie: Wait, you got other girls besides Donna to go out with you? What is this obsession with the underdog?
Donna: Wait, so the other day at the movies you lied to me?
Kelso: Donna, I am the senior officer here. So the other day at the movies you lied to me.
Eric: No, I... You know, I mean, it was the movies, you know? It's all make-believe.
Donna: Okay, you know what? Don't bother coming over tonight. My sexual tension has been replaced with another familiar emotion, anger at your scrawny ass!
Eric: No!
Mitch: Yes!
Jackie: Well, good job, Michael. You solved one crime and prevented an even bigger one, Donna having sex with Eric.
Kelso: You have the right to remain... Burn!