Hyde: Hey, how goes the pool?
Eric: Great. I sold 15 spots. I got today. You got tomorrow.
Hyde: What? That bites. They're never gonna last until then.
Kelso: Who won't last until what?
Hyde: What?
Kelso: Huh?
Hyde: What?
Kelso: Huh?
Hyde: Oh. Oh. I, uh... I smashed a couple of toes. We're waiting to see how long before the nails fall off.
Kelso: I wanna play.
Jackie: Uh, Michael, you're a little busy right now.
Kelso: Oh, but, Jackie, those toenails could fall off at any minute.

Eric: Well, I believe this is mine. Thank you all for playing.
Hyde: What? That wasn't a fight.
Eric: Okay, we'll let Fez decide. Fez, fight or no?
Fez: Sorry, Eric. I have to say no. The pool goes on.
Eric: But, Fez, I-
Fez: It goes on.

Fez: All I know is, if I was married to a woman like Donna it would be heavens. Oh, the high jinks we would get into.
[black-and-white fantasy:]
Fez: Lucy, I'm home!
Donna: Ricky, is that you?
Fez: [braying laughter] Lucy, what happened to you?
Donna: Oh, Ricky, I was making molasses cookies for your band and I had an accident!
Fez: Oh, Lucy. Uh-oh.
Donna: Ricky, we're stuck! [doorbell rings]
Fez: I'll get it. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. [speaks Spanish] [opens door]
Red: Hi, neighbors!
Kitty: Lucy, I brought you that flour for your cookies.
Donna: Oh, Ethel, you're a pal!
Kitty: Gee, Fred, would it hurt you to hug me like that?
Red: Well, probably not. But why take the chance?
Fez: Hey, Fred, we got a sticky situation here. You wanna help us out?
Red: Sure, Rick.
Donna: Watch it, Fred!
Red: Boy, you kids really are stuck.
Donna: [face lands in the pie] Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaah!
[reality:]
Fez: [chuckles] Oh, Lucy. Well, I'm off to romance our lady.

Eric: Hey, Fez, Donna hasn't been I don't know, like, mentioning me or anything?
Fez: No.
Eric: Well, that- That's okay. That's good, 'cause I haven't been talking about her either. Of course, I've been alone, so I'd just be talking to myself. And that's not normal. [Fez leaves] Have to be pretty crazy to talk to myself, wouldn't I? Yes. Yes, I would. Okay, I gotta get some pants.

Red: What's all the racket?
Hyde: Oh, that's just the sweet sound of me winning 75 bucks.
Eric: Aha. Not so fast, cheater. It's two minutes past midnight, which means it's the next day, which means you lose.
Jackie: Ah! Serves you right.
Kelso: Yeah.
Jackie: Oh, shut up, Michael.
Eric: Looks like the winner is "R.F." Who's R.F.?
Red: [takes Hyde's money] I believe this is mine. Thank you all very much.

Donna: Eric, what are you doing here?
Eric: Are you kidding me? It's The Turning Point. I love ballet movies. They make you think, you know? How did their feet get so pointy? That's a mystery I'm determined to solve. [off Donna's look] What?
Donna: You miss me.
Eric: Well, you missed me.
Donna: I really did.

Fez: Oh, Eric, I'm afraid.
Eric: What's wrong?
Fez: When I broke up with crazy Caroline, I told her I was dating Donna. But I'm not dating Donna. You are dating Donna. Hey, could I borrow Donna?
Eric: Sure.

Hyde: So, while you're with Fez, looks like Forman will be living the single life.
Eric: Oh, yeah. That's right. [chuckles]
Donna: Oh, now you won't get to take me to see The Turning Point.
Eric: The ballerina movie? Oh, no.

Fez: So, our first date. I guess we're officially a couple now. A couple of knuckleheads, huh? [sighs] Ah, may we laugh.

Donna: I just came by to make sure you're okay. You know, not too lonely without me.
Eric: What, are you kidding me? I'm having a great time! I- I feel like I've really learned a lot about Eric.
Donna: Oh. Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
Eric: Oh, but what about you? Pretending to be Fez's girlfriend has to be kind of a drag. Right?
Donna: No, Fez is great. Last night he took me to play putt-putt. And tonight he's taking me on a hayride. Fez is so charming. You know, I can see why Caroline's stalking him.
Eric: You know, I would've taken you on a hayride-
Donna: Eric, Eric. The important thing is that you're having a great time, and I'm having a great time. So have a great time.
Eric: No, you have a great time.
Donna: Oh, I will.
Eric: Well, I will too.