Fez Quote #250
Quote from Fez in Fez Dates Donna
Fez: All I know is, if I was married to a woman like Donna it would be heavens. Oh, the high jinks we would get into.
[black-and-white fantasy:]
Fez: Lucy, I'm home!
Donna: Ricky, is that you?
Fez: [braying laughter] Lucy, what happened to you?
Donna: Oh, Ricky, I was making molasses cookies for your band and I had an accident!
Fez: Oh, Lucy. Uh-oh.
Donna: Ricky, we're stuck! [doorbell rings]
Fez: I'll get it. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. [speaks Spanish] [opens door]
Red: Hi, neighbors!
Kitty: Lucy, I brought you that flour for your cookies.
Donna: Oh, Ethel, you're a pal!
Kitty: Gee, Fred, would it hurt you to hug me like that?
Red: Well, probably not. But why take the chance?
Fez: Hey, Fred, we got a sticky situation here. You wanna help us out?
Red: Sure, Rick.
Donna: Watch it, Fred!
Red: Boy, you kids really are stuck.
Donna: [face lands in the pie] Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaah!
[reality:]
Fez: [chuckles] Oh, Lucy. Well, I'm off to romance our lady.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.