Red Quote #309
Quote from Red in Fez Dates Donna
Red: What's all the racket?
Hyde: Oh, that's just the sweet sound of me winning 75 bucks.
Eric: Aha. Not so fast, cheater. It's two minutes past midnight, which means it's the next day, which means you lose.
Jackie: Ah! Serves you right.
Kelso: Yeah.
Jackie: Oh, shut up, Michael.
Eric: Looks like the winner is "R.F." Who's R.F.?
Red: [takes Hyde's money] I believe this is mine. Thank you all very much.
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‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.