Donna Quote #181
Quote from Donna in Fez Dates Donna
Donna: I just came by to make sure you're okay. You know, not too lonely without me.
Eric: What, are you kidding me? I'm having a great time! I- I feel like I've really learned a lot about Eric.
Donna: Oh. Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
Eric: Oh, but what about you? Pretending to be Fez's girlfriend has to be kind of a drag. Right?
Donna: No, Fez is great. Last night he took me to play putt-putt. And tonight he's taking me on a hayride. Fez is so charming. You know, I can see why Caroline's stalking him.
Eric: You know, I would've taken you on a hayride-
Donna: Eric, Eric. The important thing is that you're having a great time, and I'm having a great time. So have a great time.
Eric: No, you have a great time.
Donna: Oh, I will.
Eric: Well, I will too.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.