Cheyenne: Yeah, I called you, and I was like, "Please, Bo, let me have Glenn's baby." And you were like, "Nah, girl, no way, no how, okay? Squash that noise. Peace."
Bo: Wow, that's crazy, 'cause, like, the way I remember it, that never happened at all. It's funny how perception is, you know what I'm sayin'?

Glenn: Bo, is there anything that Cheyenne and I can say to help you change your mind?
Bo: Mm, I don't know. It's like, I wanna be sex-positive, but, like, on the other side of the hand, thinking about my wife banging an old couple...
Glenn: No, no, no!
Bo: And would I get to go with Jerusha?
Glenn: Almost definitely not.

Dina: We also need someone to run interference on Jeff. [turns to Jonah] Just keep him occupied with stories that are boring that no one would ever care about.
Jonah: I... will do my best to act like somebody who does that.
Dina: You don't need to act, I mean, you're brutal...
Garrett: Dina. He knows what he is.

Jonah: But then it got good again, so I guess ultimately Bloodline was worth watching.
Jeff: While that's fascinating, I'm not sure it constitutes an emergency that we need to talk about right now, so I gotta get back in there, okay?
Jonah: Wait, no, no, no, wait, no. That wasn't the emergency. No, that was... that was just pre-emergency small talk. No, the, um, emergency is, uh... You.
Jeff: What're you talking about?
Jonah: Aw, Jeff, come on. You're obviously going through something and... and I... I just want you to know that I see you, and I am here if you ever wanna talk.
Jeff: I'd like that.
Jonah: [stammers] Oh, you would, yeah, uh... Cool.

Dina: [to customer] I'm torn. On one hand, that doesn't look good on you. On the other hand, what would?
Amy: Yes, good work.
Dina: I'm just saying what I feel and people do not like what they're hearing. I am a strong cup of coffee.
Amy: We're still under and we only have five minutes till closing.
Dina: We might just crap this bed yet.

Jeff: You think you know where your life is going. And then suddenly, you're 40, running a rat race you don't even understand. You're trying to fix everything on the outside. So I get the boots, I get the earring. I get the lipo.
Jonah: The hat.
Jeff: What's wrong with the hat? The hat's working.
Jonah: Exactly. Yeah, nothing.
Jeff: Where was I?

Amy: Quad-A, after all. We were so close.
Marcus: I just gotta say... Been a privilege taking breaks with you guys. Sitting here, looking at my phone, while you guys are looking at your phones. I'm gonna miss it.

Jeff: Um, sales are up this quarter. We are within $80,000 of reclassification. If we can make that by the end of the day, we will go from being a triple-A store to a... See where I'm going?
Amy: No.
Jeff: Reclassified as a...
Dina: Nobody's following you. Just finish.
Jeff: Quadruple-A, guys. We're gonna be a Quad-A store. We're gonna be a high volume store.

Amy: Give me the marker 'cause someone just made a thousand dollar sale.
Dina: It was Brett.
Amy: I know. I just like filling in the thermometer. It's very satisfying.

Glenn: You know, I honestly didn't know how many candidates we'd get from a Craigslist ad, but...
Nora: Wonderful things can happen in all sorts of ways.
Glenn: I agree. But you did see the part where we said we couldn't afford the going rate for surrogates? I mean, I know the agencies say it could be as much as $50,000. But we've only saved 20.
Nora: Oh, 20's more than enough.
Glenn: Oh. Of which we can only give you 15.
Nora: It's not a problem.
Glenn: Sorry, I meant ten.
Nora: That's low, so...
Glenn: Okay, no, 15, 15, 15. We agree on 15.
Nora: Great.