Glenn Quote #340
Quote from Glenn in High Volume Store
Glenn: You know, I honestly didn't know how many candidates we'd get from a Craigslist ad, but...
Nora: Wonderful things can happen in all sorts of ways.
Glenn: I agree. But you did see the part where we said we couldn't afford the going rate for surrogates? I mean, I know the agencies say it could be as much as $50,000. But we've only saved 20.
Nora: Oh, 20's more than enough.
Glenn: Oh. Of which we can only give you 15.
Nora: It's not a problem.
Glenn: Sorry, I meant ten.
Nora: That's low, so...
Glenn: Okay, no, 15, 15, 15. We agree on 15.
Nora: Great.
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Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
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Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.