Glenn: So, what's next?
Nora: You write me a check and I can have a baby for you in as little as a week.
Glenn: A week?
Nora: Oh, is that too long? I mean, if you're really impatient, I can get you one earlier, but you're not gonna get to choose the color.

Cheyenne: That's crazy talk. You guys are gonna have a killer baby. Everyone's gonna wanna carry it.
Glenn: Yeah, right. Would you?
Cheyenne: Of course, I would.
Glenn: Really? You mean that?
Cheyenne: Absolutely.
Glenn: Thank you! [hugs Cheyenne] Oh, my God. [on the phone] Jerusha, this is a blessed day. I found her.

Jonah: Wow, it is busy here.
Amy: Is it always like this?
Dina: Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show.

Jonah: Do you like working here?
Angie: I love working here. It's the best job I've ever had.
Dina: Great. Thank you.
Angie: Have a heavenly day.
Jonah: All right.
Dina: See? Best job she's ever had? Where I come from, something being the best thing usually means it's pretty good.
Jonah: Oh, hey, sorry, just out of curiosity, what's, uh, what's the worst part of your job?
Joyce: No part. It's wonderful. It's the best job I've ever had. Have a heavenly day.
Jonah: Did you hear that? That was... That was two "best job I ever had"s.
Dina: It's a colloquialism. Like, "It is what it is." Or, "Women be shopping."
Amy: Excuse me. Hi. Um, how long have you been working here?
Eugene: Well, it's been the best job I've ever had for about 4 1/2 years. Best job I've ever had. Have a heavenly day.
Dina: People love it here. Obviously.

Glenn: Cheyenne, do you still wanna do this?
Cheyenne: Oh... Yes. Definitely. Totally. Great. You just, you know, try and stop me.
Glenn: I won't. [both laugh]
Cheyenne: Yeah. The thing is...
Glenn: Um... Ah, is it Bo?
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm, yeah. It's Bo. If it were up to me, I would just say, you put a baby in me right now, mister. But Bo, he just sucks, you know.
Glenn: Yeah. Bo sucks.

Angie: You guys aren't supposed to be back here.
Dina: Relax, we're legit.
Amy: We work at the Ozark Highlands store. And we're about to go Quad-A, so we just wanted to see what that was like.
Angie: They're quaddin' ya, huh?
Amy: Yeah. They're quadding us. So, um, what's it like?
Dina: Be straight with me. Polo to polo.
Angie: Honestly, you're screwed.

Kelly: So what do we do?
Amy: We need to slow down sales.
Mateo: Guys, when do they have time to clean?
Amy: They don't.
Mateo: Well, then it never gets clean.

Marcus: All right, you heard Amy, guys, let's cross that finish line and become Quad-A.
Jonah: Marcus, were you even listening?
Marcus: Sorry, I got a text earlier. Honestly, I missed a lot of what you guys were saying.

Cheyenne: Well, I really wanna do this for Glenn. Well, I guess I... But I also understand your point that me having another man's baby might make you look like some kind of... I don't know... a punk-ass chump or something.
Bo: Yep, uh-huh.
Glenn: It... It's okay. I... I accept your decision and... Well, I'm disappointed, you know. I respect that you guys won't change your morals for a measly $20,000.
Bo: 20 grand? Huh?
Cheyenne: Of course, for Bo, it's not about the money.
Bo: I didn't know there was money. I thought this was like a dare or something. Yo, for 20 grand you can stick whatever you want in either of us.

Amy: Okay, everyone, I made some quick shift assignment changes. Henry, Elias, you're in ladies' shoes. Mateo, you're in sports.
Kelly: So what do I do?
Amy: Oh, ah, Kelly, you're on register.
Kelly: Oh, I've never done that before.
Amy: Oh, I know, you're gonna be so bad at it.