Dina: Oh, where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Oh! Gotcha! [over radio] Sandra, Code Cottontail. I repeat, Code Cottontail.
Sandra: [over radio] What was that?
Dina: The rabbit. Turn around. He's right there.
Sandra: Uh... I don't see him.
Dina: Are you serious? The large rabbit. It's right there, you could reach out and touch him. He's right there! The white guy!
Sandra: I'm sorry, I don't know what you see on the camera, but there's nothing here.
Dina: Ahh!

Sandra: Hey, Dina. I was about to leave for Glenn's show and- Are you okay?
Dina: Huh? Oh, uh, I, uh... I don't know. I think I might be going crazy. Do you think I could be going crazy?
Sandra: No. I mean, I guess it's possible. You have been working really hard lately. Plus, you went through the trauma of losing all your birds. You're seeing giant bunnies. Yeah, actually, you might be going crazy. I'm sorry. See you at Glenn's show.

Amy: So this year, none of the stores will have strolling Easter Bunnies, because last year they kept getting jumped by gangs of teenagers. You all saw the YouTube videos.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. [laughter]
Jonah: So much anger.
Garrett: Hilarious.
Amy: Spring frozen yogurt flavors, check. New daily email, check. No bunny characters, check.

Glenn: Okay, anyway, I need to get a head count so I know who's coming. [no hands go up] All right- Oh, no, could you keep your hands up until I get you all? So... anyone? Cheyenne, you...
Cheyenne: Oh, um, well, I have another Passion play, but I'll try to swing by.
Glenn: Garrett.
Garrett: Uh, same. I mean, there's just... you know, this time of year, there's so many.
Dina: I'm free tonight. I was actually looking for something to do. But that sounds truly awful, so no.
Glenn: Okay, so no one. All right, well...
Sandra: I guess I could go.
Glenn: Oh, well, only if you want to. I mean, don't do it just for me, 'cause, you know, it is a big church. I probably won't even know that you're there. [overlapping chatter]
Cheyenne: I can go after the other one.
Dina: I'm good.

Dina: [on the phone] No, Denise, I did not steal your Roswell DVDs, and even if I did, you have no appreciation for New Mexican culture. [looks at CCTV monitor] What the hell? I'll call you back. No, I won't.

Dina: I thought you said we weren't having an Easter Bunny this year.
Amy: We're not.
Dina: Well, then why is this guy walking- Huh. He must have gone into a different part of the store. Hold on, I'll find him.
Amy: Wait, hold on. We have cameras in the break room?
Dina: Yeah, yeah, it's hidden in the smoke alarm in the corner.
Amy: Is that legal?
Dina: Uh, it's in a gray area.
Amy: Wait, what is he- What is he doing? Is that- Is that supposed to be me?
Dina: Do you want to hear what they're saying?
Amy: You have audio? Is that legal?
Dina: [quietly] Do you want to hear what they're saying?

Mateo: [on monitor] Check. Go on for too long, check. Oh, bring in stale donuts, checkity-check.
Marcus: [on monitor] [chuckles] Nailed it.
Amy: No, I have never said "checkity-check."
Carol: [on monitor] She doesn't even realize she's making the check mark backwards.
Amy: No, it's the right way from my point of view, Carol. I'm not an aerobics instructor.
Dina: Oh, honey, I don't think anyone thinks you're an aerobics instructor.
Amy: Thank you.
Dina: You're welcome.

Glenn: Oh, my God, this is a huge part. This is too much pressure.
Cheyenne: Well, at least they're letting you hold the script during the play, and you're really good at holding things.
Glenn: Yeah, but I don't know how to play a villain. I'm a nice guy.
Jonah: Even so, I mean, there must be sometime in your life where you did something bad that you could tap into.
Glenn: Once I was bringing Dippin' Dots home for me and Jerusha, and I told her that a homeless man had eaten hers, but really I ate both of them.
Cheyenne: That's the worst thing you've ever done?
Glenn: [sighs] And I guess there was this other time when my friend Wesley in Sunday School told me that he was gay, and I promised that I wouldn't say anything, but as soon as he left the room, I ran and I told Deacon Jeremy, and then he had to spend the rest of the year in a special camp.
Cheyenne: Oh, dude, that's messed.
Jonah: Yeah, use that.

Mateo: Hey, so I couldn't find the movie Hop to put on the TV in Electronics, so I just put in Fatal Attraction, 'cause it has a bunny.
Amy: Okay, well, that's taken care of. Check. [Mateo smiles] Don't always have to do that check thing. It's kinda stupid.
Mateo: What? No, I love it.
Amy: Do you?
Mateo: Yeah, you know, it's fun, it's cool, it's very you.
Amy: Mm-hmm. [awkward silence]
Mateo: Okay, bye.

Glenn: Okay, oh, um... Oh, uh, hey, Peter. Do you want to go down to the spice market in Bethlehem?
Garrett: Whoa, Judas, why is your penis hanging out?
Glenn: Wha- No, it's not.
Garrett: [whispers] You have to say yes and go along with it.
Glenn: Oh, oh, uh, okay. Uh, I just wanted you to see it.
Garrett: Judas, we've talked about this, and I know Brad has pulled you aside and told you to stop. It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's starting to make people uncomfortable.
Glenn: Oh, okay. Well, then I'll put it away.
Garrett: Thank you. Now, can I interest you in some figs or some dates? Judas, why is your penis out again?
Glenn: Well, I thought I put it away.
Garrett: Well, obviously you didn't. 'Cause there it is right in my face.
Glenn: Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Garrett: Now get out of my hovel!
Glenn: Oh, okay. I'll get on my donkey and ride.
Garrett: That's not a donkey. That's a rock.
Glenn: But I said it was a donkey.
Garrett: You're wrong. It's a rock.