Dina Quote #497
Dina: I thought you said we weren't having an Easter Bunny this year.
Amy: We're not.
Dina: Well, then why is this guy walking- Huh. He must have gone into a different part of the store. Hold on, I'll find him.
Amy: Wait, hold on. We have cameras in the break room?
Dina: Yeah, yeah, it's hidden in the smoke alarm in the corner.
Amy: Is that legal?
Dina: Uh, it's in a gray area.
Amy: Wait, what is he- What is he doing? Is that- Is that supposed to be me?
Dina: Do you want to hear what they're saying?
Amy: You have audio? Is that legal?
Dina: [quietly] Do you want to hear what they're saying?
Superstore Quotes
‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.