Garrett Quote #367
Glenn: Okay, oh, um... Oh, uh, hey, Peter. Do you want to go down to the spice market in Bethlehem?
Garrett: Whoa, Judas, why is your penis hanging out?
Glenn: Wha- No, it's not.
Garrett: [whispers] You have to say yes and go along with it.
Glenn: Oh, oh, uh, okay. Uh, I just wanted you to see it.
Garrett: Judas, we've talked about this, and I know Brad has pulled you aside and told you to stop. It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's starting to make people uncomfortable.
Glenn: Oh, okay. Well, then I'll put it away.
Garrett: Thank you. Now, can I interest you in some figs or some dates? Judas, why is your penis out again?
Glenn: Well, I thought I put it away.
Garrett: Well, obviously you didn't. 'Cause there it is right in my face.
Glenn: Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Garrett: Now get out of my hovel!
Glenn: Oh, okay. I'll get on my donkey and ride.
Garrett: That's not a donkey. That's a rock.
Glenn: But I said it was a donkey.
Garrett: You're wrong. It's a rock.
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Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.