Glenn Quote #513
Glenn: Oh, my God, this is a huge part. This is too much pressure.
Cheyenne: Well, at least they're letting you hold the script during the play, and you're really good at holding things.
Glenn: Yeah, but I don't know how to play a villain. I'm a nice guy.
Jonah: Even so, I mean, there must be sometime in your life where you did something bad that you could tap into.
Glenn: Once I was bringing Dippin' Dots home for me and Jerusha, and I told her that a homeless man had eaten hers, but really I ate both of them.
Cheyenne: That's the worst thing you've ever done?
Glenn: [sighs] And I guess there was this other time when my friend Wesley in Sunday School told me that he was gay, and I promised that I wouldn't say anything, but as soon as he left the room, I ran and I told Deacon Jeremy, and then he had to spend the rest of the year in a special camp.
Cheyenne: Oh, dude, that's messed.
Jonah: Yeah, use that.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.