Glenn Quote #510
Glenn: Okay, anyway, I need to get a head count so I know who's coming. [no hands go up] All right- Oh, no, could you keep your hands up until I get you all? So... anyone? Cheyenne, you...
Cheyenne: Oh, um, well, I have another Passion play, but I'll try to swing by.
Glenn: Garrett.
Garrett: Uh, same. I mean, there's just... you know, this time of year, there's so many.
Dina: I'm free tonight. I was actually looking for something to do. But that sounds truly awful, so no.
Glenn: Okay, so no one. All right, well...
Sandra: I guess I could go.
Glenn: Oh, well, only if you want to. I mean, don't do it just for me, 'cause, you know, it is a big church. I probably won't even know that you're there. [overlapping chatter]
Cheyenne: I can go after the other one.
Dina: I'm good.
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Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.