Turk: Wuh-oh. Did Jordan change her mind for some strange, unexpected reason?
[When Turks phone rings, the ringtone is the "Guy Love" theme from the My Musical episode]
Dr. Cox: Here, I... Here, here. See if I can't...
Turk: Awesome.
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Beardface! Take your foot and go 90ish, yeah. Yeah, attaboy.
[Dr. Cox slides Turk's cell phone down the corridor, where it slides and hits Dr. Beardfacé's shoe. It then changes course and slides into the elevator as the doors close.]
Dr. Cox: Yeah!
Turk: That was awesome! But uncool!

Elliot: And then I realized that my dad had hugged me at my graduation. Not with his arms, you know. But with his brain.
[Elliot turns to the passenger's seat and sees Rowdy]
Elliot: Keith! Come and keep me company, I'm lonely.
Keith: Yeah, you know who else is lonely? My grandma!
Elliot: No, she's not, Keith. She's a lesbian in a nursing home full of old ladies. You do the math.

Keith: We can solve both our problems, if we can get my grand mother together with your mom.
Ted: Excuse me?! My mother sleeps with men. I've seen it!
Keith: Hey calm down, mama's boy!
Ted: Bring it on, tall and sexy!
Elliot: Kick his ass, Ted!

J.D.: That's enough! If you guys can't get along, then just sit down and don't talk!
Janitor: Amen to that.
J.D.: What are you doing here?
Janitor: I'll tell you what I wasn't doing here. I was not taking a nap on company time in Dr. Kelso's mobile home. Not this guy. [yawns and stretches] Back to work.
[The Janitor opens the door and steps out of the moving R.V. He stumbles down rolls along the side of the road]
Ted: I don't think he knew we were moving.

Jordan: So can I stop squeezing out brats, or is it another stupid boy?
Dr. Mahoney: Uh-oh. Excuse me for a second.
Jordan: Uh-oh?! Don't say "uh-oh".
[As Dr. Mahoney steps out of the room, Turk and Dr. Cox are arguing in the corridor]
Jordan: Follow him. He said "uh-oh".

Carla: Look at us. I hurt my ankle, Ted may have a broken arm, ant the janitor is blind.
Janitor: Hey, wait. No, coming back. Hello. Who's making pancakes?

J.D.: [v.o.] And sometimes, you're just not as in control as you think you are.
Ted: Aah! That tunnel looks kinda small.
J.D.: Chill out, Ted.
J.D.: [v.o.] Why would they build a tunnel that a RV wouldn't fit through?

J.D.: [v.o.] Admittedly, the tunnel was more narrow than I thought, but the damage wasn't too bad. Keith just had to stop accidentally making the "please-hunk-your-horn" signs to passing truckers. [horn honks]
Elliot: Oh, frick on a stick!
Keith: I was stretching!

Ted: Four aces, I win! [cards fly out the RV]
Janitor: Now, you only got a six of clubs. I win.

Dr. Cox: You gotta be in there for me.
Turk: Don't you see I got a baby strapped to my chest?
Dr. Cox: Fine. [quickly removes the baby] Now can you?
Turk: First off, I'm not a neonatal surgeon. Second, you ruined my road trip, and you just gave my baby to Rochelle, the only nurse to get kicked out of a nursery for using a baby as a ventriloquist dummy.
Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] "I don't like being spanked." That's because you haven't found someone who's doing it right!
Turk: Give me that! What's the matter with you?
Dr. Cox: Gandhi! You'd damn sure want somebody in there, if it was your kid.
Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] Come on, just do it!
Turk: Knock it off, Rochelle.