Turk Quote #478
Quote from Turk in My Road to Nowhere
Dr. Cox: You gotta be in there for me.
Turk: Don't you see I got a baby strapped to my chest?
Dr. Cox: Fine. [quickly removes the baby] Now can you?
Turk: First off, I'm not a neonatal surgeon. Second, you ruined my road trip, and you just gave my baby to Rochelle, the only nurse to get kicked out of a nursery for using a baby as a ventriloquist dummy.
Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] "I don't like being spanked." That's because you haven't found someone who's doing it right!
Turk: Give me that! What's the matter with you?
Dr. Cox: Gandhi! You'd damn sure want somebody in there, if it was your kid.
Rochelle: [as baby Isabella] Come on, just do it!
Turk: Knock it off, Rochelle.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Road to Nowhere’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!